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Absurd Beyond Crackers: 60 Silly Poems to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Absurd Beyond Crackers 5: 60 silly poems

by Wanda Coven

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	11184 KB
Print length	:	72 pages
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Are you ready for a literary escapade that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Prepare to be transported to a realm where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, the impossible is celebrated, and laughter reigns supreme. Welcome to 'Absurd Beyond Crackers: 60 Silly Poems,' a collection that will tickle your funny bone and leave you craving more.

A Symphony of Silliness

Within the pages of this extraordinary anthology, you'll encounter a chorus of voices, each more absurd than the last. Talking animals, mischievous vegetables, and even inanimate objects come to life, engaging in hilarious antics and witty wordplay. From a banana orchestra that belts out harmonious tunes to an elephant who dreams of soaring through the sky like a majestic bird, prepare to be swept away by the sheer brilliance of these nonsensical masterpieces.

The Art of the Unexpected

The poems in 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' are a testament to the boundless power of imagination. They defy logic, embrace the unexpected, and shatter the boundaries of conventional poetry. Each verse is a miniature world of its own, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun. Prepare to encounter nonsensical scenarios, surreal imagery, and witty twists that will leave you both amused and amazed.

A Celebration of the Absurd

In a world often consumed by seriousness and predictability, 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' serves as a refreshing antidote. These poems revel in the absurd, celebrating the power of laughter and the joy of being delightfully silly. They remind us that it's okay to let go, embrace the unexpected, and find humor in the most unlikely of places.

A Literary Treat for All Ages

Whether you're a seasoned poetry enthusiast or simply seeking a lighthearted escape, 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' has something to offer everyone. Children will delight in the whimsical adventures and silly characters, while adults will appreciate the clever wordplay and witty observations. It's a literary treat that transcends age and appeals to anyone with a sense of humor.

Sample the Silliness

To give you a taste of the absurd delights that await you within this collection, here's a sneak peek at one of the whimsical poems:

"The Talking Potato"

In a world where spuds can speak,

There lived a potato, round and sleek.

With eyes that sparkled, nose so cute,

It joined the choir, what a hoot!

It sang of fries and mashed delight,

A spud that danced throughout the night.

With every verse, a spudly tune,

A talking potato, under the moon.

Escape into the Absurd Today

If you're ready to escape into a world of laughter, absurdity, and unbridled imagination, then 'Absurd Beyond Crackers: 60 Silly Poems' is the perfect collection for you. Grab your copy today and prepare to be tickled pink by the sheer brilliance of these nonsensical masterpieces.

About the Author

The anonymous author of 'Absurd Beyond Crackers' is a renowned master of the absurd. With a keen eye for the ridiculous and a witty pen, they have crafted a collection of poems that will leave you both amused and bewildered. Their work has been praised for its originality, its clever wordplay, and its ability to transport readers to a realm where laughter reigns supreme.

So, if you're ready to embark on a whimsical and absurd journey, dive into 'Absurd Beyond Crackers: 60 Silly Poems' today. You won't be disappointed.

Absurd Beyond Crackers 5: 60 silly poems

by Wanda Coven

5 out of 5